Purple People Eaters

Blue/Red Prismari Elemental Tokens

Elemental Expressionist by Zack Stella

Mountains are red

Islands are blue

Mix them together

And they’re bound to eat you!

(I admit this is not my finest poetry)

Purple People Eaters is a Blue/Red “spells matter” deck that uses instants and sorceries to churn out giant Elementals. Use Goblin Electromancer and Hypersonic Dragon to accelerate your casting, pump up your Faerie Vandals with card draw, and clear the board with burn spells like Hypothesizzle and Creative Outburst. Then sit back and cackle like a mad mage as your Elementals eat your opponents alive!

Planeswalkers (1)

  • 1 Rowan, Scholar of Sparks // Will, Scholar of Frost

Creatures (19)

  • 1 Zaffai, Thunder Conductor
  • 1 Gelectrode
  • 1 Wee Dragonauts
  • 2 Faerie Vandal
  • 1 Spectacle Mage
  • 1 Maelstrom Muse
  • 1 Prismari Apprentice
  • 2 Archmage Emeritus
  • 2 Hypersonic Dragon
  • 3 Elemental Expressionist
  • 4 Goblin Electromancer

Sorceries (7)

  • 2 Expressive Iteration
  • 3 Multiple Choice
  • 2 Elemental Masterpiece

Instants (13)

  • 1 Magma Opus
  • 1 Prismari Command
  • 1 Practical Research
  • 1 Creative Outburst
  • 2 Divide by Zero
  • 2 Igneous Inspiration
  • 2 Hypothesizzle
  • 3 Resculpt

Lands (24)

(I like Strixhaven artwork for the basic lands)

  • 4 Prismari Campus
  • 10 Island
  • 10 Mountain

Lessons

  • Elemental Summoning

Tokens

  • Emblem – Rowan
  • 4/4 Blue and Red Elemental

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