White/Black/Green Enrage the Beasts
Kiku, Night’s Flower by Jim Murray
Welcome to Miss Kiku’s School of Hard Knocks, an affiliate of the Dominaria Technical College Certificate Program! We help naïve and confused creatures of any and all kinds learn the most important lesson of all – life is pain! There’s no way to avoid it, but you can do the next best thing – get mad and break stuff!
Nearly every creature here has an Enrage ability allowing you to reap value from their misfortunes. Use Ephemerate and Wicked Guardian to gently prod the students into displaying the power of their anger. Headmistress Kiku – and her shadow – are especially good with recalcitrant students, but remember to cast Fortifying Provisions first so creatures with equal power and toughness don’t kill themselves.
Feeling like really driving home the lesson? Equip Stuffy Doll with Colossus Hammer, then use Kiku to force it to knock itself on the head. You’ll get endless laughs – and deal 10 damage per head-bonk to your opponent! Learning is fun!
Creatures (22)
- 2 Kiku, Night’s Flower
- 4 Wicked Guardian
- 3 Wall of Hope
- 1 Ranging Raptors
- 1 Hungering Hydra
- 1 Bellowing Aegisaur
- 1 Snapping Sailback
- 1 Sporeweb Weaver
- 1 Saber Ants
- 1 Overgrown Armasaur
- 1 Stuffy Doll
- 1 Humble Naturalist
- 4 Rosethorn Acolyte // Seasonal Ritual
Equipment (1)
- 1 Colossus Hammer
Enchantments (4)
- 2 Rite of Passage
- 2 Fortifying Provisions
Auras (4)
- 4 Soul Link
Sorceries (6)
- 2 Kiku’s Shadow
- 4 Reave Soul
Instants (8)
- 4 Ephemerate
- 4 Burst of Strength
Lands (24)
- 2 Blossoming Sands
- 2 Scoured Barrens
- 2 Jungle Hollow
- 6 Forest
- 6 Plains
- 6 Swamp
Tokens
- 1/1 Green Saproling
- 1/1 Green Insect
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